Ayooo.
"Do one thing every day that scares you."

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Bryan: 我们要去哪里?

Mom: 我们要去一个地方。

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Auntie: Bryan，你要汤匙还是spoon？

Bryan: 。。。


My family is GREAT with questions. lololol  

The difference between bees and wasps.

Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.